bored administrators

There are some sites sprinkled here and there around the internet that I like to frequent because the quality of the content is usually good, but the site itself suffers from one major flaw which ranges anywhere from annoying to absurd. Bored administrators. You know who they are too. They are the friends of friends who don't know fuckall about running a website, but were appointed to special positions just so Timmy Jerkoff had someone to bolster his status and backup his lame pre-pubescent comments.

Here's a classic example of what I'm talking about from Underground-gamers.

This is the kind of bullshit comment I'm talking about. For no fucking reason whatsoever this retarded jackass thought it was more than prudent to tell an uploader to stop putting the word "RARE" in his titles even though the games are very rare, and the uploader has gone out of his way to share his gaming wealth with the entire community at UG. And for what? Apparently so some inbred jackass could pull a comment out of his asshole and shit it all over this guy's upload

Taking a closer look at this dumbshit's avatar and signature should send up dork alert warning flags everywhere. You can always tell what type of person you are dealing with by what they put as their avatar. Please refer to the following chart:

anything dark or evil related = 16 years old maximum and rebelling against mom and dad and usually a basement dweller. These types have the potential for getting laid, but they'll end up getting a disease in the process which will more than likely turn them into a flaming homo later on in life. Fear not their avatar, fear their inability to cope with reality by hiding behind a veil which they know little or nothing about. These types have the potential to become complete psychos if not given their allowance.

anime or cartoon related = Late teens to mid-twenties because we all know anyone older than that who is in to this shit won't flame about it online. I love Ghost in the Shell and Cowboy Bebop etc.., but you won't see me dressing up as The Major or Spike any time soon. Congratulations on trying to be scary but missing the mark completely with the whole I'M A NINJA DUH scene. The closest you've ever been to becoming a real ninja was when your mom bought you that ninja outfit from K-Mart for $.99 for Halloween one year, and you ended up getting beat up for wearing it. Yah, you are a real badass with that avatar. OMFG A REAL NINJA ON THE INTERNET!!! Sure. You should probably change your avatar comment to: Admiral Dumbshit of the Nerd Patrol.

obscure or surreal related = A budding artist? A profound thinker? TIMMOTHY LEARY'S GHOST??? All doubtful, but you never know with these types. Fruit with teeth? Keep trying. Go study M.C. Escher or Dalí or even Geiger. These types are less annoying than the pimple faced geeks hiding behind the anime or death avatars, but they still bare scrutiny.

hot girls or six pack men = These types are either flaming homosexuals (which is fine, but I'll pass) or 14 year old boys who have discovered the fine art of masturbation, 5 times a day or more. On very rare occasions, and not on a gaming website, you'll have the real deal Playboy / Don Juan who is pimping out his latest hot fuck through his avatar. NOTE, THESE TYPES DO NOT FREQUENT ANIME OR GAMING WEBSITES! Don't be fooled by some administrator on your favorite dorkfest website who has an avatar portraying some hotty (male or female). That means they aren't getting anything remotely close to what their avatar looks like, but they have vivid imaginations when it comes to pounding their meat, alone.

In summary, don't be intimidated by these shitheads. Ignore their fuckwit comments and continue doing what you are doing, or let them ban you and make another account and subvert their entire process of shutting you up. If you have a static IP address that's your own fault.

Dear Niggawooja, FUCK YOU ASSHOLE.

As a side note to Underground-gamers, if the administrators get bored enough they'll start fucking with your account which may involve stealing your passwords or personal information. Using your passwords or any personal information is punishable by law in the United States and they know it. They are running a website chock full of illegal copyrighted material so they will usually fuck off after a short period of time. The best defense against these retards is to get their IP address which is usually from a university, and start emailing the directors and administrators of these institutions informing them that someone is using their resources for illegal activity. You are not helpless against these dorks and the threat of being expelled from school or doing jail time will usually make them fuck off.